Sending Elvis A Birthday Card

My Elvis birthday card is made of blue suede (of course), has white fringe hanging from the fold and has an awesome looking stand up microphone on the front (in no way will this microphone inhibit movement on stage). The card vibrates upon opening and plays Viva Las Vegas. For something more subtle, basic black with a white velvet piano motif will work. I don't think these cards get returned. Happy would be 75th.

Next year in Graceland.